escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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