Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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