awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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