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(917): View more from New York City

You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

Is my tampon string too long for this dress?

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(613): View more from Ontario

i told him im from Canada, abortion is free

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?

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(714): View more from California

I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.

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