Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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