dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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