I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just invented taco cereal.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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