Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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