how do flat chested girls get laid?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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