you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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