Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
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