I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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