I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
