Plan B is the new Plan A
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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