what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you traded sex for a burrito?
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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