Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
