I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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