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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

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  gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

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  yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.

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• (858): View more from California

  I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!

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• (408): View more from California

  Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.

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  When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.

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