You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn