just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.