She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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