obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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