She's JV to your varsity
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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