He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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