I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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