just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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