Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize