and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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