just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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