First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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