I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The chlamydia really affected his face.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
