you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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