I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My liver just had a heart attack.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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