The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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