That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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