David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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