part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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