There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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