so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I currently don't understand fingers.
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