so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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