Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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