So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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