I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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