Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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