Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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