Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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