The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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