So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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