Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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