Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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