So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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