I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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