Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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