Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will be naked everywhere
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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