In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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