Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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