i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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