i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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