Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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