PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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